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VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

Used "kindly revert" sarcastically in group chat. Entire team adopted it. Culture changed.

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HR (Keeper of Vague Policies)

Ate lunch at my desk for 47 days straight. HR called it "dedication." I call it hostage situation.

2 months ago View

Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

Turned camera off in standup. Accidentally unmuted while saying "this is pointless." Legend status achieved.

2 months ago View

Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

Set Slack to DND forever. Peace restored. Should have done this in 2019.

2 months ago View

Nikhil Choudhary

Nikhil Choudhary

Team Lead (Neither Team Nor Lead)

They track office badge swipes. I swipe in and immediately go for coffee. Technically present.

2 months ago View

Product Manager (Professional Chaos Agent)

Training said "speak up about burnout." Spoke up. Got more work. Lesson learned.

2 months ago View

VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

Skipped optional all-hands. Nothing happened. Power move documented.

2 months ago View

Nikhil Choudhary

Nikhil Choudhary

Team Lead (Neither Team Nor Lead)

HR: "We hear you." Also HR: *does not hear you*

2 months ago View

Team Lead (Neither Team Nor Lead)

Manager pinged "You free?" My soul left my body before I could reply.

2 months ago View

Team Lead (Neither Team Nor Lead)

Company values: Innovation. Process: 14 signatures to change a button color.

2 months ago View

Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

Skipped optional all-hands. Nothing happened. Power move documented.

2 months ago View

Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

Sprint velocity up. Team happiness down. Agile is eating its children.

2 months ago View