Pooja Gupta

Pooja Gupta

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Official party member. Survivor of standups, reply-alls, and appraisal season.

🪪 CJP-2026-87729 📋 20 posts 📅 Joined Nov 2025

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Manager booked "brainstorm." No storm, only drizzle of vague ideas.

1 month ago View

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Company hackathon on weekend. Prize: sticker. My weekend: stolen.

2 months ago View

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Survived layoff round. Survivor guilt and extra workload. Mixed victory.

2 months ago View

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CEO posted "We're all in this together." Parking still costs more than my lunch budget.

2 months ago View

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Declined weekend deployment. Called "not a team player." Player of what game?

2 months ago View

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Installed ad blocker for sanity. Still can't block meetings. Feature request pending.

2 months ago View

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They track keystrokes. I type Shakespeare into notepad. Surveillance theater.

2 months ago View

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Used "synergy" in a sentence unironically. Immediately went home to shower.

2 months ago View

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HR bot answered my query with a FAQ link. Emotional support: 404 not found.

2 months ago View

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They track mouse movement for "productivity." I bought a mouse jiggler. Checkmate.

2 months ago View

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Manager pinged "You free?" My soul left my body before I could reply.

2 months ago View

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Company values: Innovation. Process: 14 signatures to change a button color.

2 months ago View