Tanvi Shah

Tanvi Shah

VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

Official party member. Survivor of standups, reply-alls, and appraisal season.

🪪 CJP-2026-39658 📋 20 posts 📅 Joined Nov 2025

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VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

Submitted timesheet at 11:59 PM. Living on the edge of payroll.

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Joined Corporate Janta Party. Finally found people who get it. Therapy but funnier.

1 month ago View

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Client call at 2 AM because "we are a global team." My timezone is not a suggestion.

1 month ago View

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Manager: "We need you to stretch." Me: "I'm already torn."

1 month ago View

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Bug in prod on my day off. Phone exploded. Work-life balance is a fairy tale.

2 months ago View

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Said "circle back" ironically. Whole team started using it. I created a monster.

2 months ago View

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Skipped company town hall. Recording never uploaded. Suspicious or blessed? Both.

2 months ago View

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My manager said "no surprises." Appraisal rating was a surprise. Rules are flexible.

2 months ago View

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Office thermostat war: IT vs Everyone. Cold war continues.

2 months ago View

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Excel crashed with unsaved pivot table. I felt nothing. Numbness is my coping mechanism.

2 months ago View

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Used "synergy" in a sentence unironically. Immediately went home to shower.

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They said dress code is "business casual." I wore jeans on Friday and got a warning. Casual my foot.

2 months ago View