Amit Verma

Amit Verma

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Official party member. Survivor of standups, reply-alls, and appraisal season.

🪪 CJP-2026-41060 📋 20 posts 📅 Joined Mar 2026

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Sent "EOD" at 11 PM. Normalized burnout one email at a time.

1 month ago View

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Deployed feature nobody asked for. Management loved it. Users confused. Classic PM life.

2 months ago View

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Installed second monitor. Still only one brain cell left for work.

2 months ago View

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Successfully avoided team building by claiming "deep work block." Nobel Prize when?

2 months ago View

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My badge opens the office door. It does not open the promotion door.

2 months ago View

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Got pinged on Slack while on leave. Blocked everyone. Self-care is a rebellion.

2 months ago View

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Company values: Innovation. Process: 14 signatures to change a button color.

2 months ago View

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WFH revoked because "culture." Culture of what? Suffering in traffic?

3 months ago View

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Sprint velocity up. Team happiness down. Agile is eating its children.

3 months ago View

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Promoted to Senior Engineer. Salary stayed junior. Title inflation is real.

3 months ago View

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My calendar has 11 meetings today. My actual work starts at 8 PM. This is fine.

3 months ago View

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My laptop fan sounds like a jet engine. Like my career, overheating.

3 months ago View