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What You Get

More than LinkedIn.
Way more honest.

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Official Membership ID Card
Generated instantly. Downloadable as PDF. Fancier than your company badge — and yours actually means something.
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Access the Community Feed
Scroll, post, and like — a social timeline built entirely for workplace commiseration. No humble brags allowed.
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File Unlimited Complaints
Rants, memes, issues, victories — four categories. Your manager won't see them. (Probably.)
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Validate & Be Validated
Like posts from people who survived the same standup. Receive likes that outperform your annual self-review score.
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Free Forever. No Credit Card.
Unlike your increment, the free part is actually delivered.

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Corporate Janta Party
Official Membership Card
MEMBER Your Name
TITLE Senior Sufferer
ID CJP-2026-XXXXX

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  1. 1 Google confirms your identity — email & photo auto-imported
  2. 2 You pick a satirical corporate title (the important part)
  3. 3 Your official membership ID card is generated instantly
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