Deepak Rana

Deepak Rana

Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

Official party member. Survivor of standups, reply-alls, and appraisal season.

🪪 CJP-2026-29311 📋 20 posts 📅 Joined Mar 2026

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Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

Leave encashment approved. Taking leave denied. Choose your fighter.

1 month ago View

Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

Performance improvement plan sounds like corporate fan fiction about my failure.

1 month ago View

Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

Survived 4 back-to-back meetings with zero agenda. Badge of honor unlocked.

2 months ago View

Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

Company survey: "How happy are you?" Me: *clicks 5 to avoid follow-up meeting*

2 months ago View

Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

Declined optional fun committee. Still got added. Consent is decorative.

2 months ago View

Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

Got "Exceeds Expectations" but no raise. Exceeded expectations of disappointment.

2 months ago View

Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

HR: "Open door policy." Door literally closed during layoff week.

2 months ago View

Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

Turned camera off in standup. Accidentally unmuted while saying "this is pointless." Legend status achieved.

2 months ago View

Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

Skipped optional all-hands. Nothing happened. Power move documented.

2 months ago View

Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

Reply-all survivor. I lived. I meme. I warn others.

2 months ago View

Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

Rejected leave for "project deadline." Project still delayed. Logic has left the chat.

3 months ago View

Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

Reply-all war started because someone said "Thanks." Many emails later, we learned nothing.

3 months ago View