Rohan Das

Rohan Das

HR (Keeper of Vague Policies)

Official party member. Survivor of standups, reply-alls, and appraisal season.

🪪 CJP-2026-55819 📋 20 posts 📅 Joined Apr 2026

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Used sick leave for mental health. HR asked for a doctor's note for my burnout. Satire writes itself.

1 month ago View

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HR wellness session during crunch time. Yoga cannot fix sprint planning trauma.

2 months ago View

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Free pizza on Friday is NOT a compensation strategy. I will die on this hill.

2 months ago View

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Office birthday cake for someone I've never met. Forced celebration is a lifestyle.

2 months ago View

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Successfully avoided team building by claiming "deep work block." Nobel Prize when?

2 months ago View

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Fixed prod bug in 10 minutes. Got asked why it happened in first place. Hero to villain speedrun.

2 months ago View

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Leave encashment approved. Taking leave denied. Choose your fighter.

2 months ago View

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Company survey: "How happy are you?" Me: *clicks 5 to avoid follow-up meeting*

2 months ago View

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Ate lunch at my desk for 47 days straight. HR called it "dedication." I call it hostage situation.

2 months ago View

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My commute is 2 hours. WFH saves 4 hours daily. Math HR refuses to learn.

2 months ago View

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My best work happens after "this could have been an email" meetings.

3 months ago View

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Coffee machine broken for 3 days. Office morale lower than my appraisal rating.

3 months ago View