Nikhil Choudhary

Nikhil Choudhary

Team Lead (Neither Team Nor Lead)

😂 Meme

Used "as discussed" in email with zero prior discussion. Corporate gaslighting 101.

1 month ago View

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Nikhil Choudhary

Team Lead (Neither Team Nor Lead)

📢 Issue

They said "flat hierarchy." Still need 4 approvals to buy a mouse pad.

2 months ago View

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Nikhil Choudhary

Team Lead (Neither Team Nor Lead)

📢 Issue

Got thanked in email. Not in payroll. Gratitude does not pay rent.

2 months ago View

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Nikhil Choudhary

Team Lead (Neither Team Nor Lead)

😤 Rant

Office AC set to Antarctica. Blanket at desk. This is not a job. This is camping.

2 months ago View

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Nikhil Choudhary

Team Lead (Neither Team Nor Lead)

😂 Meme

Manager said I lack "ownership." I own anxiety, debt, and unread emails. Plenty of ownership.

2 months ago View

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Nikhil Choudhary

Team Lead (Neither Team Nor Lead)

😂 Meme

Used company values as bingo card in all-hands. Won internally. Lost externally.

2 months ago View

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Nikhil Choudhary

Team Lead (Neither Team Nor Lead)

📢 Issue

Company hackathon on weekend. Prize: sticker. My weekend: stolen.

2 months ago View

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Nikhil Choudhary

Team Lead (Neither Team Nor Lead)

📢 Issue

Training said "speak up about burnout." Spoke up. Got more work. Lesson learned.

2 months ago View

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Nikhil Choudhary

Team Lead (Neither Team Nor Lead)

🎉 Victory

They track office badge swipes. I swipe in and immediately go for coffee. Technically present.

2 months ago View

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Nikhil Choudhary

Team Lead (Neither Team Nor Lead)

😂 Meme

HR: "We hear you." Also HR: *does not hear you*

2 months ago View

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Nikhil Choudhary

Team Lead (Neither Team Nor Lead)

🎉 Victory

Reply-all survivor. I lived. I meme. I warn others.

2 months ago View

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Nikhil Choudhary

Team Lead (Neither Team Nor Lead)

📢 Issue

Got "Top Performer" badge on internal portal. Bank account unchanged. Achievement unlocked?

3 months ago View

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