Tanvi Shah

Tanvi Shah

VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

Official party member. Survivor of standups, reply-alls, and appraisal season.

🪪 CJP-2026-39658 📋 20 posts 📅 Joined Nov 2025

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Complaints & victories

VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

Skipped optional all-hands. Nothing happened. Power move documented.

2 months ago View

VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

Office WiFi slower than my promotion timeline. Consistent underperformance.

3 months ago View

VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

Got added to a project at 6 PM Friday. Weekend plans filed for emotional bankruptcy.

3 months ago View

VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

HR said my complaint is "being looked into." That was 8 months ago. Still looking.

3 months ago View

VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

Created fake "focus time" calendar blocks all week. Productivity hack of the year.

3 months ago View

VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

Completed compliance training. Still non-compliant with basic human rest.

3 months ago View

VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

Got Slack emoji react from VP. Career peak or digital pat on head? Unclear.

4 months ago View

VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

Promised promotion "next cycle." Next cycle: amnesia.

4 months ago View