Swati Mishra

Swati Mishra

VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

Official party member. Survivor of standups, reply-alls, and appraisal season.

🪪 CJP-2026-81114 📋 20 posts 📅 Joined Aug 2025

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VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

My resignation fantasy is my most productive recurring thought.

1 month ago View

VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

Skipped company town hall. Recording never uploaded. Suspicious or blessed? Both.

2 months ago View

VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

Reply-all war started because someone said "Thanks." Many emails later, we learned nothing.

2 months ago View

VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

Got a 3% increment. Inflation is 6%. Math is not corporate strong suit.

2 months ago View

VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

Accidentally joined wrong Zoom. Stayed for free webinar on tax saving. Productive mistake.

2 months ago View

VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

Client changed requirements after sign-off. Contract is just a decorative PDF.

3 months ago View

VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

Office AC set to Antarctica. Blanket at desk. This is not a job. This is camping.

3 months ago View

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Used "as discussed" in email with zero prior discussion. Corporate gaslighting 101.

3 months ago View

VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

Created a Jira ticket titled "Fix my life." Assigned to backlog forever. Relatable.

3 months ago View

VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

I am not quiet quitting. I am loudly attending meetings and silently dying.

3 months ago View

VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

Installed ad blocker for sanity. Still can't block meetings. Feature request pending.

3 months ago View

VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

Manager scheduled a "quick sync" that lasted 90 minutes. Nobody synced. Everyone suffered.

3 months ago View