Swati Mishra

Swati Mishra

VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

Official party member. Survivor of standups, reply-alls, and appraisal season.

🪪 CJP-2026-81114 📋 20 posts 📅 Joined Aug 2025

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VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

Promised promotion "next cycle." Next cycle: amnesia.

3 months ago View

VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

Sent calendar invite to myself for "thinking time." Best meeting all week.

3 months ago View

VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

Manager asked me to "wear many hats." I asked for many salaries. Conversation over.

4 months ago View

VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

Got pinged on Slack while on leave. Blocked everyone. Self-care is a rebellion.

4 months ago View

VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

Manager: "We need you to stretch." Me: "I'm already torn."

4 months ago View

VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

Annual leave balance: healthy. Permission to use it: denied. Schrödinger's vacation.

4 months ago View

VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

Successfully blamed timezone difference for missing deadline. Global team perks.

4 months ago View

VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

Rejected leave for "project deadline." Project still delayed. Logic has left the chat.

4 months ago View