Nikhil Choudhary Team Lead (Neither Team Nor Lead) 😂 Meme Manager asked me to "wear many hats." I asked for many salaries. Conversation over.
Nikhil Choudhary Team Lead (Neither Team Nor Lead) 😤 Rant My best work happens after "this could have been an email" meetings.
Nikhil Choudhary Team Lead (Neither Team Nor Lead) 😂 Meme Installed ad blocker for sanity. Still can't block meetings. Feature request pending.
Nikhil Choudhary Team Lead (Neither Team Nor Lead) 📢 Issue Company savings from WFH: massive. Employee savings from increment: microscopic.
Nikhil Choudhary Team Lead (Neither Team Nor Lead) 📢 Issue They said dress code is "business casual." I wore jeans on Friday and got a warning. Casual my foot.
Nikhil Choudhary Team Lead (Neither Team Nor Lead) 📢 Issue Performance improvement plan sounds like corporate fan fiction about my failure.
Nikhil Choudhary Team Lead (Neither Team Nor Lead) 🎉 Victory Deployed on Friday. Nothing broke. I am either lucky or about to be fired. TBD.
Nikhil Choudhary Team Lead (Neither Team Nor Lead) 📢 Issue Annual leave balance: healthy. Permission to use it: denied. Schrödinger's vacation.