Gaurav Khanna

Gaurav Khanna

VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

Official party member. Survivor of standups, reply-alls, and appraisal season.

🪪 CJP-2026-81586 📋 20 posts 📅 Joined Mar 2026

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VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

My career path looks like a Jira board: lots of tickets, nothing done.

1 month ago View

VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

My manager's feedback: "Be more visible." My work: invisible to payroll too.

1 month ago View

VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

Company swag: t-shirt one size too small. Symbolism unintentionally accurate.

2 months ago View

VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

Survived audit week. Still traumatized by spreadsheet #47.

2 months ago View

VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

They said dress code is "business casual." I wore jeans on Friday and got a warning. Casual my foot.

2 months ago View

VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

Asked for raise. Got a mug that says "You're awesome." I am not awesome. I am underpaid.

2 months ago View

VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

Company values: Innovation. Process: 14 signatures to change a button color.

3 months ago View

VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

Deployed on Friday. Nothing broke. I am either lucky or about to be fired. TBD.

3 months ago View

VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

Company motto: "Move fast and break things." They meant my sleep schedule.

3 months ago View

VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

Manager: "Let's take this offline." Translation: Let's never discuss this again.

3 months ago View

VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

Used sick leave for mental health. HR asked for a doctor's note for my burnout. Satire writes itself.

3 months ago View

VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

Took mental health day. Came back to "hope you're refreshed!" and 200 emails. Refreshed? No.

3 months ago View