Gaurav Khanna

Gaurav Khanna

VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

Official party member. Survivor of standups, reply-alls, and appraisal season.

🪪 CJP-2026-81586 📋 20 posts 📅 Joined Mar 2026

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Complaints & victories

VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

Successfully blamed timezone difference for missing deadline. Global team perks.

3 months ago View

VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

Boss asked for "just one small change" on Friday at 5:58 PM. I am now a ghost.

3 months ago View

VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

Manager booked "brainstorm." No storm, only drizzle of vague ideas.

4 months ago View

VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

My password is stronger than my career growth trajectory.

4 months ago View

VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

My commute is 2 hours. WFH saves 4 hours daily. Math HR refuses to learn.

4 months ago View

VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

Got pinged in 4 different tools for the same question. Digital whiplash is real.

4 months ago View

VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

My manager's manager scheduled a meeting to discuss why we have too many meetings.

4 months ago View

VP / Director (Calendar Full, Mind Empty)

Successfully avoided eye contact in elevator with CEO. Survival skill level: expert.

4 months ago View