Deepak Rana

Deepak Rana

Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

Official party member. Survivor of standups, reply-alls, and appraisal season.

🪪 CJP-2026-29311 📋 20 posts 📅 Joined Mar 2026

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Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

They track office badge swipes. I swipe in and immediately go for coffee. Technically present.

3 months ago View

Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

Automated my daily status update with ChatGPT. Manager praised my "detailed reports."

3 months ago View

Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

Asked for clarity on priorities. Got 5 new priorities. Clarity declined.

4 months ago View

Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

Sent calendar invite to myself for "thinking time." Best meeting all week.

4 months ago View

Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

Manager scheduled a "quick sync" that lasted 90 minutes. Nobody synced. Everyone suffered.

4 months ago View

Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

Set auto-reply: "In a meeting." Was in bed. Boundaries are creative.

4 months ago View

Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

Free pizza on Friday is NOT a compensation strategy. I will die on this hill.

4 months ago View

Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

Project delayed 3 months. Blamed "external factors." Factor: poor planning.

4 months ago View