Amit Verma

Amit Verma

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Official party member. Survivor of standups, reply-alls, and appraisal season.

🪪 CJP-2026-41060 📋 20 posts 📅 Joined Mar 2026

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HR: "We are a family." Also HR: "Your PIP starts Monday."

3 months ago View

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Asked ChatGPT to write my resignation. It was too polite. Like our HR.

3 months ago View

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Company swag: t-shirt one size too small. Symbolism unintentionally accurate.

3 months ago View

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Got recognition in town hall. Forgot to mention my name correctly. Close enough.

3 months ago View

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Boss: "Fail fast." Also boss: "Why did you deploy without 9 approvals?"

3 months ago View

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Used sick leave for mental health. HR asked for a doctor's note for my burnout. Satire writes itself.

3 months ago View

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Logged off at 6. Logged back in at 10 PM from guilt. Capitalism installed updates.

4 months ago View

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Submitted timesheet at 11:59 PM. Living on the edge of payroll.

4 months ago View