Aditya Joshi

Aditya Joshi

Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

Official party member. Survivor of standups, reply-alls, and appraisal season.

🪪 CJP-2026-20599 📋 20 posts 📅 Joined Nov 2025

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Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

Client wants Agile. Client wants fixed scope and date. Pick one timeline, Karen.

1 month ago View

Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

Fixed prod bug in 10 minutes. Got asked why it happened in first place. Hero to villain speedrun.

1 month ago View

Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

Took mental health day. Came back to "hope you're refreshed!" and 200 emails. Refreshed? No.

1 month ago View

Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

Boss asked for "just one small change" on Friday at 5:58 PM. I am now a ghost.

1 month ago View

Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

Company values poster says "Integrity." Appraisal says "Needs improvement." Pick one.

2 months ago View

Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

Installed second monitor. Still only one brain cell left for work.

2 months ago View

Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

Accidentally joined wrong Zoom. Stayed for free webinar on tax saving. Productive mistake.

2 months ago View

Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

My appraisal goal: "Be proactive." My reality: reactive survival mode.

2 months ago View

Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

Office AC set to Antarctica. Blanket at desk. This is not a job. This is camping.

2 months ago View

Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

Bonus announced in all-hands. Amount revealed in private shame email.

2 months ago View

Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

They said "flat hierarchy." Still need 4 approvals to buy a mouse pad.

2 months ago View

Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

Asked for mentor. Got assigned 6 more tasks instead. Mentorship unlocked.

3 months ago View