Aditya Joshi

Aditya Joshi

Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

Official party member. Survivor of standups, reply-alls, and appraisal season.

🪪 CJP-2026-20599 📋 20 posts 📅 Joined Nov 2025

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Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

Company values: Innovation. Process: 14 signatures to change a button color.

3 months ago View

Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

Finished project early. Reward: more projects. The beatings will continue until morale improves.

3 months ago View

Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

Manager scheduled a "quick sync" that lasted 90 minutes. Nobody synced. Everyone suffered.

3 months ago View

Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

WFH revoked because "culture." Culture of what? Suffering in traffic?

4 months ago View

Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

Got "Spirit Week" email during layoffs. Spirit is low, irony is high.

4 months ago View

Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

Promised promotion "next cycle." Next cycle: amnesia.

4 months ago View

Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

I am not quiet quitting. I am loudly attending meetings and silently dying.

4 months ago View

Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

Got "Employee of the Month." Prize: LinkedIn shoutout and zero money. Tragic comedy.

4 months ago View