Shreya Bhat

Shreya Bhat

Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

Official party member. Survivor of standups, reply-alls, and appraisal season.

🪪 CJP-2026-70904 📋 20 posts 📅 Joined Mar 2026

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Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

Got recognition in town hall. Forgot to mention my name correctly. Close enough.

3 months ago View

Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

My manager said "no surprises." Appraisal rating was a surprise. Rules are flexible.

3 months ago View

Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

Asked for feedback. Got silence. Asked for increment. Got silence. Pattern detected.

3 months ago View

Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

Rejected leave for "project deadline." Project still delayed. Logic has left the chat.

4 months ago View

Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

Design feedback: "Make it pop." Translation: no idea, just suffer.

4 months ago View

Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

My career path looks like a Jira board: lots of tickets, nothing done.

4 months ago View

Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

Survived audit week. Still traumatized by spreadsheet #47.

4 months ago View

Software Engineer (Glorified Googler)

Successfully negotiated WFH for one day. Treaties have been signed with less drama.

4 months ago View