Ritu Saxena

Ritu Saxena

Product Manager (Professional Chaos Agent)

Official party member. Survivor of standups, reply-alls, and appraisal season.

🪪 CJP-2026-11158 📋 20 posts 📅 Joined Oct 2025

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Product Manager (Professional Chaos Agent)

Client wants it "ASAP." Client takes 3 weeks to reply to one question. Irony is dead.

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Product Manager (Professional Chaos Agent)

Set auto-reply: "In a meeting." Was in bed. Boundaries are creative.

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Product Manager (Professional Chaos Agent)

Rejected leave for "project deadline." Project still delayed. Logic has left the chat.

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Product Manager (Professional Chaos Agent)

Put OOO for 2 days. Came back to 847 Slack messages. Vacation is a myth.

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Product Manager (Professional Chaos Agent)

Got Slack emoji react from VP. Career peak or digital pat on head? Unclear.

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Product Manager (Professional Chaos Agent)

Company values: Innovation. Process: 14 signatures to change a button color.

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Product Manager (Professional Chaos Agent)

WFH revoked because "culture." Culture of what? Suffering in traffic?

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Product Manager (Professional Chaos Agent)

Office noise cancellation headphones: on. Manager's bad ideas: still penetrating.

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