Ritu Saxena

Ritu Saxena

Product Manager (Professional Chaos Agent)

Official party member. Survivor of standups, reply-alls, and appraisal season.

🪪 CJP-2026-11158 📋 20 posts 📅 Joined Oct 2025

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Product Manager (Professional Chaos Agent)

Team lunch bill split equally. I ordered salad. Capitalism favors the hungry.

1 month ago View

Product Manager (Professional Chaos Agent)

Turned camera off in standup. Accidentally unmuted while saying "this is pointless." Legend status achieved.

1 month ago View

Product Manager (Professional Chaos Agent)

Set Slack to DND forever. Peace restored. Should have done this in 2019.

1 month ago View

Product Manager (Professional Chaos Agent)

Office AC set to Antarctica. Blanket at desk. This is not a job. This is camping.

2 months ago View

Product Manager (Professional Chaos Agent)

Team outing at amusement park. I am amused by nothing. Send help.

2 months ago View

Product Manager (Professional Chaos Agent)

My self-review: "I kept the lights on." Manager review: "Needs to be more proactive." Cool cool cool.

2 months ago View

Product Manager (Professional Chaos Agent)

My laptop fan sounds like a jet engine. Like my career, overheating.

2 months ago View

Product Manager (Professional Chaos Agent)

My calendar has 11 meetings today. My actual work starts at 8 PM. This is fine.

3 months ago View

Product Manager (Professional Chaos Agent)

Asked for clarity on priorities. Got 5 new priorities. Clarity declined.

3 months ago View

Product Manager (Professional Chaos Agent)

Used sick leave for mental health. HR asked for a doctor's note for my burnout. Satire writes itself.

3 months ago View

Product Manager (Professional Chaos Agent)

Manager wants daily updates. Monthly increment talks. Frequency mismatch.

3 months ago View

Product Manager (Professional Chaos Agent)

Turned off camera, turned on inner screaming. Hybrid work perfected.

3 months ago View