Varun Agarwal

Varun Agarwal

Designer (Makes Things Pretty, Gets No Credit)

Official party member. Survivor of standups, reply-alls, and appraisal season.

🪪 CJP-2026-54585 📋 20 posts 📅 Joined Nov 2025

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Completed compliance training. Still non-compliant with basic human rest.

3 months ago View

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Meeting invite with no agenda. I declined with "conflict." There was no conflict. There was hope.

3 months ago View

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Office WiFi slower than my promotion timeline. Consistent underperformance.

3 months ago View

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Slack status: Active. Reality: staring at wall questioning life choices.

4 months ago View

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My career path looks like a Jira board: lots of tickets, nothing done.

4 months ago View

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Office birthday cake for someone I've never met. Forced celebration is a lifestyle.

4 months ago View

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Accidentally joined wrong Zoom. Stayed for free webinar on tax saving. Productive mistake.

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Completed all Jira tickets. Got assigned double next sprint. Capitalism works.

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