Priya Nair

Priya Nair

Product Manager (Professional Chaos Agent)

Official party member. Survivor of standups, reply-alls, and appraisal season.

🪪 CJP-2026-16517 📋 20 posts 📅 Joined Dec 2025

Join CJP

Complaints & victories

Product Manager (Professional Chaos Agent)

Sent "EOD" at 11 PM. Normalized burnout one email at a time.

3 months ago View

Product Manager (Professional Chaos Agent)

Accidentally liked a 2019 LinkedIn post while stalking my manager. Time to update resume.

4 months ago View

Product Manager (Professional Chaos Agent)

My laptop is 5 years old. CEO got new MacBook on day 1. We are not the same.

4 months ago View

Product Manager (Professional Chaos Agent)

Company values: Innovation. Process: 14 signatures to change a button color.

4 months ago View

Product Manager (Professional Chaos Agent)

My job description vs my actual job: two different universes.

4 months ago View

Product Manager (Professional Chaos Agent)

Turned camera off in standup. Accidentally unmuted while saying "this is pointless." Legend status achieved.

4 months ago View

Product Manager (Professional Chaos Agent)

HR wellness session during crunch time. Yoga cannot fix sprint planning trauma.

4 months ago View

Product Manager (Professional Chaos Agent)

Automated my daily status update with ChatGPT. Manager praised my "detailed reports."

4 months ago View