Nidhi Desai

Nidhi Desai

Senior Software Engineer (Same Work, Different Suffix)

Official party member. Survivor of standups, reply-alls, and appraisal season.

🪪 CJP-2026-46266 📋 20 posts 📅 Joined Jul 2025

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Senior Software Engineer (Same Work, Different Suffix)

Retrospective action item from last retro: still not done. Retroception complete.

3 months ago View

Senior Software Engineer (Same Work, Different Suffix)

Used sick leave for mental health. HR asked for a doctor's note for my burnout. Satire writes itself.

3 months ago View

Senior Software Engineer (Same Work, Different Suffix)

Office birthday cake for someone I've never met. Forced celebration is a lifestyle.

3 months ago View

Senior Software Engineer (Same Work, Different Suffix)

Successfully muted myself in a standup for 6 months. Nobody noticed. Peak performance.

4 months ago View

Senior Software Engineer (Same Work, Different Suffix)

My resignation fantasy is my most productive recurring thought.

4 months ago View

Senior Software Engineer (Same Work, Different Suffix)

Installed second monitor. Still only one brain cell left for work.

4 months ago View

Senior Software Engineer (Same Work, Different Suffix)

Submitted timesheet at 11:59 PM. Living on the edge of payroll.

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Senior Software Engineer (Same Work, Different Suffix)

Office AC set to Antarctica. Blanket at desk. This is not a job. This is camping.

4 months ago View