Harsh Malhotra

Harsh Malhotra

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Official party member. Survivor of standups, reply-alls, and appraisal season.

🪪 CJP-2026-15872 📋 20 posts 📅 Joined Jan 2026

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They said dress code is "business casual." I wore jeans on Friday and got a warning. Casual my foot.

3 months ago View

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Deployed feature nobody asked for. Management loved it. Users confused. Classic PM life.

3 months ago View

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Sprint velocity up. Team happiness down. Agile is eating its children.

4 months ago View

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Declined meeting with "I have a conflict with my will to live." They rescheduled anyway.

4 months ago View

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Office thermostat war: IT vs Everyone. Cold war continues.

4 months ago View

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HR policy updated. Nobody read it. Democracy in documentation form.

4 months ago View

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Manager pinged "You free?" My soul left my body before I could reply.

4 months ago View

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My job description vs my actual job: two different universes.

4 months ago View