Ayesha Khan

Ayesha Khan

Designer (Makes Things Pretty, Gets No Credit)

Official party member. Survivor of standups, reply-alls, and appraisal season.

🪪 CJP-2026-47402 📋 20 posts 📅 Joined Nov 2025

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Designer (Makes Things Pretty, Gets No Credit)

Reply-all war started because someone said "Thanks." Many emails later, we learned nothing.

2 months ago View

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Sent "Sounds good!" without reading the email. I am the problem. We are the problem.

2 months ago View

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Completed compliance training. Still non-compliant with basic human rest.

2 months ago View

Designer (Makes Things Pretty, Gets No Credit)

I am not quiet quitting. I am loudly attending meetings and silently dying.

2 months ago View

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Resigned mentally in Q1. Still physically present in Q4. Outstanding commitment.

2 months ago View

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Set Slack to DND forever. Peace restored. Should have done this in 2019.

2 months ago View

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Manager scheduled 1:1 at 8 AM. Trust is broken before coffee.

3 months ago View

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They track billable hours. I track minutes until Friday. Different metrics.

3 months ago View

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Company rebranded. Same problems, new logo. Transformation complete.

3 months ago View

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My career path looks like a Jira board: lots of tickets, nothing done.

3 months ago View

Designer (Makes Things Pretty, Gets No Credit)

Created fake "focus time" calendar blocks all week. Productivity hack of the year.

3 months ago View

Designer (Makes Things Pretty, Gets No Credit)

Manager said I lack "ownership." I own anxiety, debt, and unread emails. Plenty of ownership.

3 months ago View